The 7 deadly sins of tourists in the Tatra Mountains (and how to avoid them)

Setting off at 11:00? Jeans? Music blaring from your speakers? Find out how to avoid embarrassing yourself (and getting into trouble) in the mountains. A short, no-nonsense guide.

We’ve all been there. We’ve all worked up a sweat in a cotton T-shirt or muttered under our breath because we’d forgotten to bring water. But there are mistakes that not only ruin a trip, but can end in disaster (or a fine). Here’s a list of things you simply shouldn’t do in the Tatras. Seriously.

1. Leaving at 11:00 (“I’ll be fine, it’s only a short distance”)

It’s a classic. You wake up, have some scrambled eggs, drink a cup of coffee, and turn up in Kuźnice at 11:00. Wrong. In summer in the Tatras, the weather runs like clockwork: sunshine in the morning, clouds around 1.00 pm, and a storm at 2.00 pm. If you set off late, you’ll hit the thunderstorm right at the top of Giewont. The rule is simple: The early bird catches the lightning. Between 7:00 and 8:00, you should already be on the trail, not in bed.

2. ‘A torch? But I’ve got an iPhone’

Sure, you’ve got one. Until the battery dies from the cold or from searching for a signal. And in the woods after dark, it’s so pitch black you can’t see your own shoes. Trying to find your way down from Czerwone Wierchy in the dark is just asking for the Mountain Rescue Service. Solution: A head torch from Decathlon for 30 zł. It weighs next to nothing and saves your bacon. Pop it in your rucksack and forget you’ve got it. Until the moment you need it.

3. Half a litre of water per person

“I’m not carrying that.” Well, then you’ll suffer. A headache in the mountains is usually not down to the altitude, but dehydration. You’ll sweat out half a litre of water on the first ascent. How much should you take? At least 1.5 litres. In hot weather – 2 litres. And no, beer at the mountain hut doesn’t count as hydration (unfortunately).

4. Relying solely on Google Maps

Google is great for finding a pizzeria on Krupówki Street. In the mountains? It often shows nonsense, walking times for a sprinter, and leads you through the bushes. What instead? The Mapa Turystyczna app, Szlaki or the Czech Mapy.com (formerly Mapy.cz) (they work offline!). And best of all – a laminated paper map. It never loses signal.

5. Insurance in Slovakia (“It’s just a short hop”)

You’re climbing Rysy, take a step onto the Slovak side, twist your ankle. A helicopter arrives. And you’re handed a bill for 15,000 euros. That’s how it works across the border – rescue services are paid for. Tip: Insurance costs 5 zł a day. You can buy it in 3 minutes over the phone. Don’t be a tightwad, because it’ll come back to bite you.

6. The Trail DJ (JBL speaker in a rucksack)

If you’re playing music on the trail, know this: everyone around you hates you. People go to the mountains to listen to the silence, the wind, or perhaps their own panting. Not your playlist. Tip: Headphones. They were invented ages ago. They work a treat.

7. “It’s just a banana peel, it’ll rot”

Yes, it will rot. In two years’ time. And in the meantime, a fox or a bear will get used to there being food lying by the trail. The result? Animals approach people, become aggressive, and have to be shot. By throwing away a peel, you’re harming the animals. Rule: You brought the full ones? Take the empty ones away. Simple.

Don’t want to make a mistake? Start with the sure-fire options. Dolina Kościeliska or Rusinowa Polana are routes where it’s hard to go wrong.